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{"fact":"Most cats had short hair until about 100 years ago, when it became fashionable to own cats and experiment with breeding.","length":120}

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{"fact":"In just 7 years, one un-spayed female cat and one un-neutered male cat and their offspring can result in 420,000 kittens.","length":121}

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