{"type":"standard","title":"Billy Atkins (American football)","displaytitle":"Billy Atkins (American football)","namespace":{"id":0,"text":""},"wikibase_item":"Q4907963","titles":{"canonical":"Billy_Atkins_(American_football)","normalized":"Billy Atkins (American football)","display":"Billy Atkins (American football)"},"pageid":4205361,"thumbnail":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/1/17/Bill_Atkins_1963.jpg/330px-Bill_Atkins_1963.jpg","width":320,"height":446},"originalimage":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/1/17/Bill_Atkins_1963.jpg","width":359,"height":500},"lang":"en","dir":"ltr","revision":"1265796774","tid":"dd20b619-c548-11ef-a105-2ef919496c14","timestamp":"2024-12-28T18:23:41Z","description":"American football player and coach (1934–1991)","description_source":"local","content_urls":{"desktop":{"page":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Billy_Atkins_(American_football)","revisions":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Billy_Atkins_(American_football)?action=history","edit":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Billy_Atkins_(American_football)?action=edit","talk":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:Billy_Atkins_(American_football)"},"mobile":{"page":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Billy_Atkins_(American_football)","revisions":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Special:History/Billy_Atkins_(American_football)","edit":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Billy_Atkins_(American_football)?action=edit","talk":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:Billy_Atkins_(American_football)"}},"extract":"William Ellis Atkins was an American professional football safety and punter who played for the San Francisco 49ers in the National Football League (NFL), and in the American Football League (AFL) for the Buffalo Bills, the New York Titans / Jets, and the Denver Broncos. He was an AFL All-Star in 1961. He played college football at Auburn.","extract_html":"
William Ellis Atkins was an American professional football safety and punter who played for the San Francisco 49ers in the National Football League (NFL), and in the American Football League (AFL) for the Buffalo Bills, the New York Titans / Jets, and the Denver Broncos. He was an AFL All-Star in 1961. He played college football at Auburn.
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The Jacques Cartier Bridge is a steel truss cantilever bridge crossing the Saint Lawrence River from Montreal Island, Montreal, Quebec, to the south shore at Longueuil, Quebec, Canada. The bridge crosses Saint Helen's Island in the centre of the river, where offramps allow access to the Parc Jean-Drapeau and La Ronde amusement park.
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