{"fact":"The first official cat show in the UK was organised at Crystal Palace in 1871.","length":78}
{"fact":"An adult lion's roar can be heard up to five miles (eight kilometers) away.","length":75}
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{"fact":"A cat can jump 5 times as high as it is tall.","length":45}
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