{"slip": { "id": 195, "advice": "Exercise in the rain can really make you feel alive."}}
{"fact":"In 1888, more than 300,000 mummified cats were found an Egyptian cemetery. They were stripped of their wrappings and carted off to be used by farmers in England and the U.S. for fertilizer.","length":189}
{"fact":"Cats can predict earthquakes. We humans are not 100% sure how they do it. There are several different theories.","length":111}
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{"fact":"Cats respond most readily to names that end in an \\ee\\\" sound.\"\"\"","length":65}
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{"slip": { "id": 158, "advice": "Life can be a lot more interesting inside your head."}}
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