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{"type":"general","setup":"Why did the fireman wear red, white, and blue suspenders?","punchline":"To hold his pants up.","id":323}
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{"type":"standard","title":"Pemzashen","displaytitle":"Pemzashen","namespace":{"id":0,"text":""},"wikibase_item":"Q2671137","titles":{"canonical":"Pemzashen","normalized":"Pemzashen","display":"Pemzashen"},"pageid":16051703,"thumbnail":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/f/ff/Pemzashen_Church.JPG/330px-Pemzashen_Church.JPG","width":320,"height":427},"originalimage":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/f/ff/Pemzashen_Church.JPG","width":1944,"height":2592},"lang":"en","dir":"ltr","revision":"1269976414","tid":"e5b83c95-d4b5-11ef-9100-91411a51656c","timestamp":"2025-01-17T09:31:58Z","description":"Place in Shirak, Armenia","description_source":"local","coordinates":{"lat":40.59333333,"lon":43.94},"content_urls":{"desktop":{"page":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pemzashen","revisions":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pemzashen?action=history","edit":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pemzashen?action=edit","talk":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:Pemzashen"},"mobile":{"page":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pemzashen","revisions":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Special:History/Pemzashen","edit":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pemzashen?action=edit","talk":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:Pemzashen"}},"extract":"Pemzashen is a village in the Artik Municipality of the Shirak Province of Armenia. During the Soviet era a sewing factory, construction materials plant, and a parts factory to supply hydro-electric stations were based out of Pemzashen. After the collapse of the USSR, most of the village's residents have found themselves out of work and many of the men have moved to Russia to find jobs. In the past 15 years, over 300 families have moved away from the village. There is also the problem of a lack of irrigation water for crops or household gardens, and the land around the village is not flat or fertile. Plans are currently underway to put in an irrigation system.","extract_html":"
Pemzashen is a village in the Artik Municipality of the Shirak Province of Armenia. During the Soviet era a sewing factory, construction materials plant, and a parts factory to supply hydro-electric stations were ba